Grumblings from the dusty recesses of the young American psyche
It is a cramped little state with no foreign policy,Save to be thought inoffensive. The grammar of the languageHas never been fathomed, owing to the national habitOf allowing each sentence to trail off in confusion.Those who have visited Scusi, the capital city,Report that the railway-route from Schuldig passesThrough country best described as unrelieved.Sheep are the national product. The faint inscriptionOver the city gates may perhaps be rendered,"I'm afraid you won't find much of interest here."Census-reports which give the populationAs zero are, of course, not to be trusted,Save as reflecting the natives' flustered insistenceThat they do not count, as well as their modest horrorOf letting one's sex be known in so many words.The uniform grey of the nondescript buildings, the absenceOf churches or comfort-stations, have given observersAn odd impression of ostentatious meanness,And it must be said of the citizens (muttering byIn their ratty sheepskins, shying at cracks in the sidewalk)That they lack the peace of mind of the truly humble.The tenor of life is careful, even in the stiffUnsmiling carelessness of the border-guardsAnd douaniers, who admit, whenever they can,Not merely the usual carloads of deodorantBut gypsies, g-strings, hasheesh, and contraband pigments.Their complete negligence is reserved, however,For the hoped-for invasion, at which time the happy people(Sniggering, ruddily naked, and shamelessly drunk)Will stun the foe by their overwhelming submission,Corrupt the generals, infiltrate the staff,Usurp the throne, proclaim themselves to be sun-gods,And bring about the collapse of the whole empire.
Oh yah, I don't think Iran will fall for the whole sun-god thing...
No, but Egypt might.
Oh yah, I don't think Iran will fall for the whole sun-god thing...
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