Mutual Mental Masturbation Among Marxists

According to Wikipedia, my Jew-bro, Jon Stewart, "describes his political affiliation as independent." It used to say something different. I know this because I remember having read it. The citation points to this transcript from CNN. Go ahead and search for the word "independent" in that transcript and you will find this:

KING: I think you're a Democrat, Jon.

STEWART: I think that's probably correct. I think I would say I'm more of a socialist or an independent

Ok, yes, the categorical assumption that being a socialist is comparable to being independent is insane. He says he's more of a socialist than a Democrat, fine, and someone at Wikipedia doesn't want people to know he said that... corruption at Wikipedia!!! SHOCKING!!!

So, Obama was on The Daily Show tonight...

Quotes from the show:

"Everything that needs to be said has probably been heard by a lot of voters" ~Obama (HAHAHAHAHA!!)

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"So much of this has been about fear of you: an elistist, a celebrity, muslim, terrorist sympathizer, a socialist, marxist, a witch. That's right, they've been calling you a witch. The whole socialism/marxism thing, if you do win is that a mandate for socialism in this country? Has any of this fear stuff, do you think it's stuck with the electorate? Are you finding that on the trail? " ~Stewart

"You know it just hasn't. I mean I think there is a certain segment of hardcore Sean Hannity fans that probably wouldn't want to go have a beer with me.... [talking points]... The whole socialism argument, that doesn't fly too well. The evidence of this seems pretty thin. I said today that I think they found proof that when I was in kindergarten I shared some toys with my friends and that clearly a sign of subversive activity. [oo aa] I will tell you Jon, that being on your program is further evidence of these activities." ~Obama

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What a couple of fucking douchebags...

Terrorism and Socialism are moral equivalents now? You said it, not me...

"The evididence of this seems pretty thin" Can you fucking IMAGINE if anyone else said that about ANYTHING, in ANY situation!?!? If you can't see through that, you are a self-deluded drone, end of story. Is that like speaking in the 5th person or what was that? This whole thing is just hard to watch, the show and the state of the country.

"being on your program is further evidence of these activities." *wink*wink* Look at us Leibowitz! We're tricking everyone! I'll suck you off later! Haha! We will rule soon!