Saturday, August 30, 2008

Call the Enquirer




Oh my God you guys, check this out: the Virgin Mary appeared in my pillow case this morning. The back of my head must be kissed by the wet tongue of Jesus.

Late Update: OMG you guys. I just Googled "wet tongue of Jesus" and I'm the only entry. I'm the first person to say "wet tongue of Jesus" on the Internet. Crowning Achievement! And ... Copyright!

2 comments:

  1. Looks more like the Pillsbury Doeboy. Maybe you were slapped by the yackdick of Mr. Food.

    "slapped by the yackdick of Mr. Food" Copyright

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